Aunt Jamima and The Breakfast Crew
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Slogan: "Rulers of this nutritious breakfast!"
Most Often Seen: Attempting to destroy breakfast as we know it
The Breakfast Crew is, without a doubt, the most powerful criminal organization to ever darken the streets of our fair city. Composed of powerful mutants with silly super-powers, they are out to take complete control of the most important meal of the day.
The leader of the Breakfast Crew is the cold and calculating woman known only as Aunt Jamima. Born with the mutant power to shoot sticky globs of syrup at will, she is the mastermind behind their nefarious schemes.
The other members of the Crew are equally powerful: Jimmy Dean, the self-proclaimed Sausage King, has the ability to animate and control all forms of sausage links. Milk Man can transform into a being of living milk, making him impervious to most weapons. Margarine Girl has the ability to create and control the slippery, fatty artificial butter that is her namesake. The dreaded French Toast can fire bolts of flame from his hands, all the while speaking in a very bad French accent. And then there are the mighty Batter Brothers: Pancake, Waffle, and Crepe Suzette, each nimble as a minx and twice as deadly.
What drives these misguided mutants to terrorize our meals? It is a simple concept-world domination! Once they are the undisputed masters of breakfast, all the world will be forced to bow down before them (after all, brunch just isn't filling enough). The fate of breakfast and the free world alike rest in the hands of BatBrian!