In the city of Onaway, MI, crime runs rampant. Not ordinary crime like those other cities get, not even normal super-villain crime. No, Onaway gets grade-A nutball crime.

Of course, the police are helpless against these diabolical agents of disaster. The only hope for this bustling metropolis of over a thousand people is…

A late night talk show host?

That's right. Brian 'O Brian, host of the almost-popular talk show Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Late Night With Brian 'O Brian, has taken it upon himself to fight crime as a masked superhero. Why? He's a bit nuts, that's why.

And he's roped his friends into helpin' him out, too. There is, of course, his butler. Everyone just calls him Jeeves. He's served BatBrian for years as his aide, mentor, and, yes, his butler. Jeeves is a master of all known forms of martial arts, but he's not stupid. He lets BatBrian go do all the crazy superhero junk while he lounges around the Briancave and plays with all the cool gizmos.

BatBrian's other ally is the leader of his band, Rob Weinberg. Disguised as the Baltimore Oriole, he basically does all the work while BatBrian runs around like he knows what he's doing. He really hates having to be the Baltimore Oriole, but it says in his contract that if his boss tells him to dress up in a silly costume and fight crime, he has to. He's trying to re-negotiate.

But of course, you must ask-who is so incompetent as to be beaten by the likes of BatBrian? Take a look for yourself-there's a file on all the characters below!

By the way-you might notice that some of these names are just childish spoofs of famous TV and movie personalities, among others. My only excuse for this is that I am myself a very childish person. So don't blow your stack if it looks like I'm besmirching the good names of Hollywood's finest. And I can assure you, names are chosen based on their job and not their personality. I have nothing against these folks aside from the fact that they have more money than I do.

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