EJN's
Little chunk 'o the web
Hiya, folks, and welcome my own itty bitty chunk of cyberspace. It's not much to look at, but it's…um…well, it's…
It's mine, that's what it is. Which is more or less meaningless to you, since every whako with a phone line can get themselves a web page. In fact, most of you probably have your own. But hey, when you're as electronically deprived as I am (not to mention lazy), this kinda thing seems like a big deal.
Where to begin…
Right now I'm not gonna put a whole lot of graphics on here, because…well…I ain't got many to put up. So you guys'll just have to live with a lot 'o text. But as soon as I can find some decent eye candy, I'll spice this place up, I promise.
By the way, in case you hadn't guessed, this site is still under construction.
(We'll have the heavy machinery gone by Tuesday…)
Now to get down to business…
This site is gonna be mostly devoted to a certain little RPG known to the world as Dungeons & Dragons. Specifically, it's devoted to my own little campaign world:
Dum-da-dum dum!
Okay, so it's nothing special. But I like it.
Aside from that, I'm gonna give you this quick link to my silliness page: It's full of my own twisted brand of comedy, complete with Tree Sharks, BURP-O cola, and of course, BatBrian-the most incompetent superhero to ever stumble across the face of the Earth.
And as soon as I can assemble some links, I'll give ya a links page, too.
By the way, if for some unfathomable reason you want to get ahold of me, you can find me at
[email protected].That's it for the main page…Time for you to go do whatever it is you people do…
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Why the heck are you all the way down here? The page ended a long time ago!