This is the part where I try to convince you that I'm a good DM by putting up a colorful description of my campaign world. It's usually something to the effect of, "You climb up the mountain to the cave blah blah blah blah blah." Well, frankly, I don't care if you do think it makes me a bad DM, I'M NOT GONNA DO IT! I mean, they're all the same anyway, so why bother, right? Besides, who came up with that rule that all AD&D sites have to have an intro anyway? You know why you're here, I know why you're here, why do we need the stupid intro to remind us?

Sorry. That was my rant for today.

Anyway, you didn't come here to read my pretty little speeches (if you did, you're a very, very sick individual). Let's get down to the important stuff:

THE WORLD OF KARION

It's basically a mixture of all sorts of crap that I and my friends have pieced together over the years (well, actually, we came up with all of this over the course of a few months). It's got a little bit of everything: there's a lot of magic floating around (kinda the exception for my campaigns), plus a whole pantheon of Gods, and treasure galore. Oh, and of course, monsters up the wazoo. That is, IF I ever get this all finished (grumble grumble)...

I plan on whippin' up some maps if I can ever remember to do it, courtesy of good 'ol Microsoft Paint (it's the only program I have that lets me edit pictures. All the crappy bitmaps you've seen elsewhere have been either clip art or some Paint masterpieces). Anyway, so no maps as of yet. But I do have descriptions of all the continental regions, so you can draw up your own maps if you like based on my description. Hell, redesign the whole world if ya want-that's what it's here for.

To go along with my lack of maps, I also haven't quite finished all the files yet. The monsters, classes, and magical items (and maybe spells, though as I mentioned before I'm usually not too keen on magic) are unfinished. Actually, the classes and monsters are barely started, and the rest is kind of non-existent. But that's okay because this site is still

UNDER CONSRUCTION!

Oh, man, I love being able to cop out like that!

Anyway, so I'm missing a lot of the important stuff. The good news is, I have all the new races (and there are a lot of them!), all the Gods, and a even a story or two! So, now that I've bored you to death, may I present you with the world of KARION:

Well, that's pretty much it for now. If you like what you see, drop me a line at:

If you don't like what you see...you suck! Just kidding. Seriously, write me anyway, I love mail.

And now that you're done, time to go...

Credits time:

EJN-That's me! Because I did most of the work on this little masterpiece!

Karl-My buddy who came up with the Bilnarko and helped piece this together.

Kalvin-Another buddy who devised the Daqueen (one of my favorite races) and came up with the idea for the God's War.

Trevor-The guy behind Amak. Probably my second-favorite character (after Curgurr).

Rob-Yet another buddy. He didn't do anything but he's at just about every game.

TSR-The folks behind AD&D and Dragonlance.

Palladium Games-Because I pretty much stole the wolfen right out 'o the Palladium RPG.

Fortune City-For giving me all this space for free!

Freeway-For giving me access to the net.

Bill Gates-For monopolizing the computer industry (wait a minute...that's bad...)

Uhh...George Washington-For winning the Revolutionary War.

Everybody who sees this-Because this page is made possible by the corporation for public broadcasting and by people like you.

Neptune5lol-Just for liking my stories. :)