Tasty Freeze

Tasty Freeze-the very name sends cold shivers down the backs of the good citizens of Onaway. Never before has there been a villain so despicably evil. Never before has a villain used such a cute costume.

Victim of one of the thousands of soft-serve related chemical explosions that occur every day, Tasty Freeze can no longer withstand temperatures above the melting point of ice cream. His ex-employer, Happy Snow Cone Inc., saved his life while at the same time tried to turn him into their mascot. He was given a cryogenic suit of body armor with ultra-enhanced muscles and a powerful array of ice cream weapons. His mission was to fight crime in the name of ice cream connoisseurs everywhere, thereby drumming up a lot of publicity for the company. Unfortunately, Tasty Freeze realized the awesome potential for such a suit and has become Onaway's only competent supervillain. Armed with a machinegun that shoots sprinkles and his dreaded ice cream ray (with three settings: vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry), Tasty Freeze is taking the city by storm.

Fortunately, there was one thing he did not count on. He has failed to take into account the sheer stupidity of BatBrian. In his mad rush to outguess everyone else, he's left his flank open to the least likely of heroes. Though Tasty Freeze is more than a match for the Boy Blunder in a fair fight, BatBrian's luck has let him succeed so far…

But who knows what tomorrow may bring?